wishing i were here:
Oh! I just realized I never gave an update on the tinkler in my office! We were able to confirm who it was by checking toilets and people frequently. Between the 6 of us, it was easy to keep an eye on the restroom. After we found out who it was, we were trying to figure out how to confront or "inform" her --and... she got laid off. Problem solved! The End.
